Russ Stories

I was sitting here thinking of what i could possibly post because it has been awhile and the only thing i could think of was RUSS! I have so many funny stories that involve him. So This post is all about Russ! (I will have to get some pictures of him later)

So today i walk into his house and yell "knock knock" to let him know I'm here and he usually yells something back to let me know he heard me. I walk into his living him and sit down on the chair next to him and tell him good morning. The first thing that he says to me is "Did you like join that one religion?" I was like "what?" And he said, "that one religion that puts that big dot thingy on their forehead", and then he points to my forehead. SERIOUSLY!?! I had a big pimple/zit thing there that is red and I've been waiting for it to heal! I was soo mad! But couldn't help but laugh! But the first words he says to me! I'm now thinking, wow, i didn't realize it was so big and obvious! Wonder if its the first thing that everyone else sees!

Another funny story; I was in the shed with Russ and we were cleaning it out and throwing junk after junk away. Well we pull out this out suitcase and Russ proceeds to open it. I just had this feeling that something was in there and i wasn't going to like it! I was bracing myself for a rat or something gross like that to jump out. Russ slowly opens it and BAM.... This was in it!!!!!

It was a puppet that looked like CHUCKY!!! It scared the crap out of me! Russ thought that was so funny and starts making it talk and everything! Ya wasn't happy about that!

But.. i can't give Russ all this blame without giving me some bad credit... I literally burnt his potatoes the other day. He literally ate charcoal. I've messed up countless times on his pancakes and omelets and other food I've cooked him and he has ALWAYS ate them no matter what. I am thankful for that! I am definitely learning how to cook better and that is something i need to improve. So both Russ and i are benefiting from this arrangement. I am earning money for school and improving on my cooking and cleaning, and Russ is getting many things done that he has been meaning to do and he gets to see me everyday :) haha.